AISubs v3.7
- Don't do it! - Shibuya Dome!
Shibuya Dome!
- One of our members is called Ryo-san, right? - Yes.
He's not really a YouTuber...
- But he runs a cafe, right? - Yes, he does.
- I thought he was stupid... - Stupid!
- But we are professional YouTubers. - Yes.
If we're going to do it, we have to make use of our experience as YouTubers...
- And start a sub-business. - I see.
- I think that's the most persuasive way. - Yes.
This time, these two are...
- We can't do anything about it. - What?
So what kind of business is it?
- It's a free material business. - Oh, wow!
There's a website where you can use photos of anyone you like...
- And you pay for it and use it. - We use it a lot.
"I want a photo like this!" We say that a lot, right?
- We know that "I want a photo like this!" - Yes.
So this time, as a test...
- Let's run a free material business with these three people. - Oh!
First of all, we'll get five easy-to-use materials...
And we'll have the cafe manager sell them to us.
Like businessmen, he'll sell them to us.
- These three people were randomly chosen by all YouTubers. - Wow!
- Random! - Completely random.
- Completely random! - That's amazing!
- That's a lot of people! - It's completely random and we're all connected.
- Hahaha! - We're all connected!
- And we'll see who can make the most money out of these three people. - I see!
- Can we do subscribes and stuff like that? - Yeah, subscribes and stuff like that.
- First month free, next month 1,500 yen. - That's a little more...
- Let's get on the road first and then... - Hahaha!
You're the one who registered for subscribes!
- We'll secretly send it to Ryo, and we'll hear the results next week. - I see.
- Shall we do it? Let's make photos that are easy - to-use! - Yes!
- Okay, Tetsuya-san, please. - Oh!
- Not bad, not bad, not bad! - I've been pretty poor lately.
Let's do it like...
All YouTubers, please use this to make money!
- The three of us. - Three of us.
- Let's do it! - Showtime!
- Let's do it with the three of us. - Hahaha!
- So, today's project... - Let's do it!
- Showtime! - Showtime!
- Give me your personal opinion. - I don't want you to use it.
- I'll show up all of a sudden, won't I? - So, it's showtime!
- I'm excited! - Would you like to share what materials you've brought? - Yes!
- The first one is this! - Oh! Yellow!
- This is a bit of a waste material. - Nice face!
- When you're about to say "oh, that's dangerous!", you can see the bottom left side of it blinking.
- I was looking for a normal yellow card, but they didn't sell it, so I made it myself. - Oh!
- Where do you buy it? - I've never seen it. - I was wondering if it was sold in a bookstore, but it wasn't. - Bookstore...
- How much is it? - Oh, me? - Yes. - Well, I thought it had to be a normal price, so it's set at 580 yen. - Oh, well, well.
- Well, that's about how much it costs at school. - And the second one is this! - Huh? - Oh!
- Huh? Do you use this? Do you need it? - I use it! - Gross! What is this? What is this?
- Each YouTuber has an image of themselves from above their necks, right? If you pass that through, you can fit it in here at any time. - No, I can fit it in here, so what? Can I do this?
- And the third one is... I don't know what it is, but you can use it, right? - Oh! Oh! Mic! - It's a mic. - Yeah.
- And... I've been meditating here for a while now, but... - Oh!
- If it's a tag, it's the strongest enemy, right? - Oh! - It looks strong.
- Huh? - Ah! The sword is broken. - Yes, the sword is broken.
- I'm sure I'm meditating. - You're meditating, obviously!
- While editing hundreds of past videos, I was like, "What's the moment I put this in?"
- The moment we all woke up and something happened, this image came out and...
- What a strength! - I can't use it! I can't use it! I can't use it!
- I think you can use it for the last one, but I won't explain it.
- Here it is. - Oh!
- It's self-sacrifice, isn't it? - That's right.
- It's a little...
- If you use something realistic, it's a little...
- It's realistic, so... - Yeah.
- Well, I'm using free material on purpose.
- "Please give me more." Something like that. - I see.
- There are three of them, right? - Yeah.
- Huh? Do you want underwear, too?
- There are a lot of underwears. - Ah, no, no, no.
- These are underwears, tissues, and tissues. - Ah!
- Tissues and tissues.
- Pants, pants, and pants.
- It's cold, but... - It's cold, but...
- You don't want to use it, do you?
- I thought you wouldn't use it.
- Okay, let's move on.
- I think there's a difference in price.
- First of all... - Okay.
- Here it is!
- Ta-dah! - Hahaha!
- If you're used to that topic,
- you can easily make a thumbnail for a "subscribe" video.
- Isn't it too late for that?
- You can freeze this and eat it, but...
- you should put this on the picture in the first place, so...
- That's true! That's true!
- That's true!
- I don't need green!
- How much is this?
- This is... 100 yen.
- Hahaha!
- Second one.
- Here it is!
- DM...
- Someone sent me a DM.
- "Thank you for your hard work."
- "I'm thinking of making a video about 10 yen shops."
- "Wow! I always watch your videos!"
- "I don't know what you're talking about, but it's totally fine."
- "Feel free to do whatever you like."
- "I'm looking forward to your videos."
- Wow!
- I see. - That's the DM.
- Wow!
- That's a great idea.
- Someone...
- Another YouTuber...
- said, "I'd like to do something like this this time."
- Yeah.
- "Wait, isn't 10 yen shops a scam?"
- "No, wait a minute."
- "Look at this DM."
- I got permission!
- I see! - Wow!
- Actually, I think this is a good free material.
- You don't have to have permission or anything.
- This is a great idea.
- What is it?
- Hey! - Waaaah!
- Are you recording this video properly? - It's not bad at all!
- Next up... - Here!
- Black. - Huh?
- Yes. - Black.
- This is actually...
- 4K.
- 4K black.
- 300 yen.
- Hey!
- There are people who think highly of themselves, right?
- There are people who think like that.
- Next up...
- Here!
- Oh, this is good! This is good!
- It's a super famous color, but...
- Since it's gray...
- It says "use a safe image" officially.
- It's 10 yen.
- Oh, this might be bad.
- Next up...
- Here!
- Whoa!
- That's gross.
- Gross!
- That's gross.
- Why did you do that?!
- That's the image.
- Wow.
- Put the image in your mouth and use it.
- That's gross.
- It came out of my finger.
- But you did your best.
- It was hard.
- It was all final cut.
- Do it in position!
- This is...
- The work fee is...
- 30,000 yen.
- Hey!
- We don't need 30,000 yen.
- No, it's expensive.
- We don't need high-brand...
- High-brand material.
- It's fine.
- Master!
- Next up...
- First up is this.
- Banshee!
- This has an image of...
- "Gather around!"
- Oh, I see.
- "Banshee!"
- Like...
- There's something about banshees.
- "Banshee!"
- There's something about banshees.
- "Ka!"
- With your own voice.
- 1,500 yen.
- Wow.
- It's hard to make.
- Next up...
- This material is 3,000 yen.
- Here it is.
- What?!
- That's weird.
- Connecting your own eyes...
- Like...
- It's a weird term.
- That's weird.
- You can only make this in the fastest way.
- Yeah.
- Third up...
- I recently took a picture with my phone.
- Okay.
- Hey!
- I don't need this.
- Who's gonna use this for anything?
- I...
- Don't you like it?
- My Yujiro face.
- 2,000 yen.
- This is 2,000 yen.
- Hey!
- That's not fair!
- It's not fair.
- It's not worth it.
- Next up...
- This one...
- I'd like to use it as an "ace monster."
- Oh.
- When a dirty image is playing...
- "Excuse me."
- Like...
- A flower field.
- Yeah.
- I'd like you to use it for that.
- Okay.
- Here it is.
- This is...
- The worst thing in the world.
- This is...
- If you look closely, it's dirty.
- I thought it was vomit, but it's fire.
- I thought I was drawing something on my iPad. - What are you doing?
- But it took too long. It usually took about 3 hours, and I couldn't complete it.
- 200,000 yen. - It's expensive.
- But it's probably only a girl YouTuber can use it. - And last, it's a meditation thing.
- I don't need it! - You're really meditating!
- You're making me anxious. - It's like when you're eating something good and you're about to close a shop.
- Yeah, exactly.
- You're right. - And you hit it and it's like...
- You know, like you're having fun. - I've miscalculated the price of this.
- It says 60,000 yen. - Then I won't take it. - Totally miscalculated.
- This is expensive. - Oh my god. That's all. - I see.
It can be either one of them.
Let's see which one sold the most.
Let's check it out on VTR.
It's fun to see which one was chosen by random.
It's not random, it's random.
Which one sold the most?
This time, three of us lined up randomly and sold them without telling anyone which one was whose work.
Here is the first one.
Yes, we have all the products.
"Free material auction house" will now open.
We will call customers one by one.
Hello?
Welcome!
Hello!
This is "Free material auction house".
Thank you for your time today.
Thank you for having me.
Please introduce yourself.
Oh, hello! I'm Silk.
Thank you, Silk!
We make our own free material and sell it.
Please feel free to use the free material you bought here in your videos.
I said "free", but I definitely said "free".
So please buy what you really think you need.
I sent you a sample file earlier, so I hope you'll open it.
You really want it, don't you?
I really want it.
I'll now show you the title and price.
Oh, here's the title.
"Ichi, Gin, Tetsuya".
I don't need this.
I don't need it.
Have you been hooked on weapons lately?
Oh, wow!
It's a coincidence, but I've never been hooked on weapons.
I'm sure you've been hooked on weapons!
Ah, yes, yes, yes!
Oh, this? This is good!
What is it?
It's good to make your own T-shirts.
I know, right? It's no good if it's your own channel.
Oh, but...
Well, well, well...
It's good as a title, right?
"Perfect Dark".
"4K Black".
His face is funny!
I don't know if it's 4K or not...
Why does he have such a troubled face?
He's troubled because he thinks it's 4K.
This is good!
Is it good?
This is good!
That famous image that everyone knows...
This guy exists!
This character existed!
It's a nice guy, right?
Yeah, he's a little rounder, but he existed!
What is this? "Banshee"?
"Banshee".
When you're about to die, when you're certain you're going to die...
1,500 yen for a "banshee".
Wow, look at the price...
It's a little like an artist...
Who came up with this?
I'm getting mad about this.
11...
"Eyes closed".
Oh, this is good!
Why is it good?!
What is this?!
Why?!
3... 3,000 yen?!
3,000 yen?!
He's troubled!
"Gebo" and "equal" or more are growing out of the ground.
20,000 yen...
Well, it's a little...
Disgusting!
This requires a lot of effort!
And...
The letters are beautiful.
Oh, I see!
But this is...
I think I know what this is...
This is fun!
You got me excited!
"Yumemaru the angel".
60,000 yen?!
Wow!
Amazing!
"Yumemaru the angel" is pretty rich!
Huh?!
It's 60,000 yen!
Have you decided?
I've decided, but...
What is it?
"Yellow card" and...
"Yellow card"...
Yes?
"Yumemaru the angel".
Yay!
- I got it! - An angel's notepad!
- Why?! - This is pretty!
- I got it! - Why?!
- I can't believe someone would buy this. - This is pretty!
- So, Silk... - Yes?
- Can you send me 25,580 yen in cash? - Yes, sir!
I'm getting angry just from buying it.
- Thank you for today! - Thank you!
- Thank you for coming! - Thank you!
- Yes, thank you! - Thank you!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Seriously?! - Wow!
- 600,000? - 600,000?
- It's this way! - There's only...
- ...one person who bought about 150,000 yen. - Can I buy this box?
- What do you mean "150,000 yen"? What's going to happen if you stack them up?
- I have a feeling that he bought it for me because it's the most expensive one.
- There was a small envelope in the back.
- You usually buy 600,000 yen, don't you? - Yeah, but I didn't get a single yen.
- Yeah! - That 500,000 yen was too little for Fischer's.
- I'm negative about getting money for people with as few subscribers as possible. - Yeah!
[Next episode]
- We'll go with the second person. - Okay!
- The second person is this person! - Who is it?
- It's been a while! - Oh...
- It's been a while! - Oh?
- Please introduce yourself!
- Oh! Um... - Oh! Um...
- I'm a member of UUUM, which is a hot topic right now. - Hahaha!
- My name is Kaz. Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you!
- Nice to meet you! Thank you for your time today in your busy schedule!
- Okay, okay, okay. Let's go from top to bottom, one by one.
- Um... "Silver Silver Night"...
- No, no, "Silver Silver Night" first. - Oh, it's "Silver Silver Night", not "Silver Silver Night".
- It's "Silver Silver Night", right? "Silver Silver Night", "Silver Silver Night".
- "Perfect Dark", "4K Black", and "Ultimate Black" are the titles.
- Oh! I see. - Okay, this one.
- It weighs 132kg, doesn't it? - 132kg...
- Okay, "Silver Silver Night", "Yellow Card"... - This one...
- This one's not bad. - Oh!
- Is this a bug? I didn't think it would turn out like this when I first saw it.
- Hahaha! - Next! Let's go to number 6! Number 6!
- A microphone? - This is just a microphone.
- Oh, a microphone. - You can't use it for anything else.
- Um... - You can't use it for anything else. - The microphone doesn't work at all.
- I see!
- You're working hard, Mr. Bug! - Hahaha!
- That kind of gaze is fine. - Hahaha!
- I like it. I like it. - I see.
- So this is how you do it, huh? - Hahaha!
- Oh, "Burn Silver", "Burn Silver"... - Why "Burn Silver"?
- Oh, "Burn Silver"! - You're working hard!
- How is it? - But you can't use it.
- What's in your video, Mr. Bug? - I don't know if it's there or not...
- It's disgusting! - Hahaha!
- So you can use it for anything, right? - Yes.
- This is also posted by someone else. It's you, right, Yumemaru-san?
- There were a few things I wanted. - Oh, there were? That's good.
- There were a few of them. - Yes.
- First of all, "I won't show you". - Oh!
- Yes, thank you very much. - This is bad. Wait a minute.
- Number 14! - Oh!
- The last one. - Yes, the last one.
- Number 8! - Oh!
- Here you go. - What are you going to use it for?
- Number 8, right? - Why?
- You're worried about it, too, right? - It's not decided yet?
- It will be 50,580 yen. - Then I'll send you the application form, so thank you.
- Yes, thank you. - Thank you very much.
- Please come again. - Thank you.
- I'll use it, really. - Yes, please do.
- Oh! - It sold well. - It sold well.
- I'm glad. - It was surprisingly cheap.
- There's nothing you can't show. - We don't need permission.
- There's no accident. - There's no accident.
- But you know what? I'm sure you'll use this free image. - I'm sure you'll use it for your own use.
- Well, we've got all the luxury goods. - We've got 60,000 yen and 50,000 yen.
- Who will be the last one? - The third person will compete.
- Okay, let's go with the third person. - Yes.
- Here is the third person. - Who will be the last customer? - Hello! - Hello!
- Thank you for your busy schedule. - Please introduce yourself. - Hello, I'm Riku of Sushi Ramen. - Thank you very much!
- You can say it like this, right? - No way! - Yes.
- Where do you use it for my video?
- Please press the "japan to the dark" ultimate black button. - I see.
- I thought it was a bug. - I see. - Yes. - I think you use it a lot. - I don't know.
- The sixth person! - What is it? - What is it? - What is it? - What is it? - What is it?
- This is the most dangerous one. - I'll say it next. - This is something that you can't use on my channel. - You're a college student, aren't you? - You know the price, don't you?
- You have a really bad face compared to my face. - It's not about the light. - It's about your face. - You should have done it to my face.
- It's a bungee. - It says "bungee" here. - I'm scared, but I don't have one of these. - You don't use it? - No. - It's expensive! It costs 3,000 yen.
- This is a dirty game. - I know. - There's a lot of blood growing from the ground. - That's right.
- This must be hard. - This is disgusting. - The insects are running. - They're running. - I see. - This is a really amazing card.
Don't you have a special ability like this?
No! It's expensive!
(Lol)
It's really expensive, but I took a look at it for a moment, but
Wow!
Well, but 20 yen is a little too expensive, so this is a little one
(Lol)
Yes, I understand
Yes, please use it
I want a yellow card
Oh!
Yes!
Then I wonder if you can get it
Oh!
I may like this a little best
Oh!
Is that so?
Yes
I can't show you
I want a little expensive one
I can't show you for 1,000 yen
Yes!
No, I want it!
Tetsuya's dm
(Lol)
Should we send this to Tetsuya now?
For example, even if you don't get permission to prank,
If you say "Oh, I got a dm," it's okay, right?
Yes, you can set up a perfect prank.
You can also get permission to prank.
I'll buy it!
Let me buy it!
Thank you very much!
I bought it!
It's 50,000 yen.
I'm sweating a little weird.
It's only 21,000 yen.
That's 52,000 yen.
(Lol)
But...
I'll send it to you.
And I think my personality is like that.
I'm sure you'll get permission.
(Lol)
Just in case.
No, I don't need it anymore.
(Lol)
Thank you very much!
Yes!
Thank you very much!
I'm so happy! I got a card like this!
Yay!
Thank you very much!
You bought me the most!
Right?
The number of cards.
I'm sure you're under the pressure of not buying anything.
(Lol)
Did you pay the total amount of money?
I put in five cards in total.
Oh!
Is it 2.9 million yen?
Yes.
Two 50,000 yen cards.
(Lol)
And two 1,000 yen cards that I can't show you.
That's 12,000 yen in total.
(Lol)
That's crazy!
(Lol)
It's a patch market.
You're selling permission, aren't you?
(Lol)
You're selling authority, aren't you?
(Lol)
I have one angel and one silver.
That's 60,000 yen.
(Lol)
You've sold well!
The angel has sold well!
Right?
You're in 20th place!
(Lol)
That was close!
But this time, as I said before, you can use it for sure.
Yes, you can use it for sure.
I wonder when their videos will be released on their channel.
It seems like it will take a lot of time.
There are a lot of accidents.
It's hard.
But it's unexpectedly profitable.
That's right.
I was first in terms of money, but I'm a little scared of the future.
Thank you for cooperating with us.